Lobotoblog manifesto

1. Thou shalt speak drivel
2. Thou doth not be rude in absence of a fucking good reason (to be rude)
3. Thou shalt not worryest too much about grammar
4. Thou shalt not doth not hath not
5. Thou mustestnot taketh lobotoblog seriously whilst realising it ith more important than life and death itself
6. Thou shalt not wear slip-on shoes, unless thou possesseth no hands
7. Thou doth not worry about number 7
8. Thou cannots be topical. If one doth be topical then topicality must be backwards-compatible
9. Thou faileth not to remember to not forget to visit on Tuesdays (the day of our Lord LobotoGod)
10. Thou doth not worry oneself about the empirical reason for the existance of this site

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